love

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............
Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer FromOne Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A GirlIn Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or UnlessAny External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play AndBreak The Legs Of The Boy. "

Second Law Of Love:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy IsDirectly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy AndThe Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of TheBank Balance. "

Third Law Of Love:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And OppositeTo The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."


Want to propose a girlJust do it - Nike
Before going to propose to a girlBelieve in the best - BPL.
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girlVicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks.
If you are going to propose to a girlChances are 50-50 - Britannia.
If a girl slapped you when you proposed to herTake it easy - Limca.
Girl says NO !Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda.
Those who succeed in love always sayWe dream because we do - Daewoo.
If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriendLikho script apna apna.- Rotomac.
If you love someoneGo get it - Visa power.
Boy riding a bike with neighbor's girlNeighbors envy owner's pride - Onida.
Not satisfied with your dateYeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.
A guy having a number of girl friendsThe Complete Man - Raymonds.
A smart girl having a number of boyfriendsYeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.
For those lost in loveHar shaam ka sathi main aur mera - Bagpiper Whisky


In Hindi
A Kya Bolti Tu ?A Kya Mai Bolu ?SunSunaAati Kya Khandala ?Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?Arey Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

In Urdu -
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?HUM KYA BOLEIN??MULAIZA FARMAYEINIRSHADTASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE ORKYA!!

I n English :Aye what do you say?Aye what should I say?Listen.Speak on.Coming to khandala?What should I do, coming to khandala?We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"llfreak, baby,what else?

Sanskrit :This is too goodAye balike, twam katham kathisyasiAye balakah aham kim kathisyamhShrinvasi!ShrunhaKim twam khandaalaa agchasyasiAham kim kurwasyami khandaalayehgamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, majakarishma, kim karishyami